Monday, June 9, 2008

POWER CORRUPTION AND LIES




THIS BULLETIN IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATE OF AMERICA AND THE ATTORNEY GENERAL.

ALSO FROM THE DESK OF THE SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY.


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WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT WITH THE VIGILANCE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND THE DEDICATED STAFF AND FIELD OFFICERS OF YOUR LOCAL STATE AND COUNTY EMERGENCY RESPONDERS THAT THE ONGOING WAR ON SUMMER IS SHOWING SIGNS OF PROGRESS. REPORTS INDICATE THAT SLIGHT FROST HAS BEEN REPORTED IN THE NORTHWEST KINGDOM OF VERMONT NEW HAMPSHIRE AND MAINE AS WELL AS THE U.P. OF MICHIGAN.

YOU ARE REMINDED THAT YOU MUST KEEP YOUR PERSONAL COOLING AND AIR CONDITIONING APPLIANCES AT SET ON HIGH AND THE DOORS OF YOUR AUTOS AND HOMES REMAIN OPEN FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.


WE REMIND YOU THAT SPOTTING A SUMMERIST IS NOT EASY, BUT WITH DILIGENCE AND CARE SHOULD YOU SUSPECT A SUMMERIST IN YOUR AREA TO REPORT THE SIGHTING TO YOUR TRAINED FIRST RESPONDERS.


THERE ARE SEVERAL TRIED AND TRUE METHODS TO SPOT A SUMMERSIT:


1. SIGNS OF SUNBLOCK LEFT BEHIND THE EARS, BESIDE THE NOSE AND CORNERS OF THE EYES.


2. SUSPICIOUSLY SHORT SLEEVES IN WARM WEATHER.


3. LIFE PRESERVERS, LAWN GAMES, AND CONCEALED OUTDOOR COOKING PARAPHERNALIA.


4.CYLINDERS OF PROPANE OR OTHER COMBUSTIBLES.


5. THE LACK OF OPEN WINDOWS AND DOORS.


6. UNUSUAL TALK OF VACATIONS AND GETAWAYS MOST OFTEN OF A SOUTHERLY NATURE.


THESE SIX WARNING SIGNS MAY MEAN THE PRESENCE OF A SUMMERIST OR CELL OF SUMMERISTS IN YOUR LOCAL AREA. REMAIN CALM AND REPORT ACTIVITY TO YOUR NEAREST LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL. THE WAR ON SUMMER WILL BE WON BY INDIVIDUALS AND GROUPS DEDICATED TO OUR WAY OF LIFE.

THANK YOU FROM THE PRESIDENT, THE SECRETARY OF STATE AND HOMELAND SECURITY.


HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY WINTER.


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The point?


Beware the corruption of language. The pious and powerful rule by envy, sex and fear.

What any well meaning person of conscience must do, is rigorously question authority. It is your right and obligation. Be aware of simple slogans and buzzwords that when examined, revel nothing.


You are better than that and deserve more than this. It's a fabulous world full of wonder and beauty if we all try. The end times are not upon us and as a species we are fully capable of change.


Yup, feeling better. Back to work by the weekend at the latest....it will be a pleasure I can tell you. Michael is going to his happy place.


Much love to you all, sincerely meant.


M.Z.



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